a) Colour-code it, staple it and file it alphabetically.
b) Skim until you see the words "Sign Here."
c) Ask your lawyer: "Can you just explain this in plain English?"
d) Take it home, promise yourself you'll read it and discover it under a pile of magazines six months later.

a) The judge – calm, fair, and in charge.
b) The lawyer – persuasive and always ready with a comeback.
c) The witness – nervous but honest.
d) The jury – quietly weighing your options while eating the free snacks.

a) "I read the fine print AND the footnotes."
b) "I read the first paragraph and hope for the best."
c) "I only care about the parts in bold."
d) "If it’s longer than one page, I need coffee first."

a) A well-structured legal entity.
b) "Do I really have to pick a trustee who isn’t my dog?"
c) The thing you lose when someone eats your leftovers.
d) Falling backwards into someone’s arms at a team-building camp.

a) Bullet-pointed clarity.
b) Someone else handling the admin.
c) A free cup of good coffee and maybe a biscuit.
d) To leave with less stress than you arrived with.